Bon Scott

...'' Just then a surly looking guy with dark hair and tattoos up and down his arms walked in, walked right up to me and yelled, “Sit!” I immediately sat down on the first available object I could find, which luckily was a chair. Then he poured two glasses of wine, walked over and handed me one and said, “Hi! I'm Bon Scott, you must be Sue.” ''...

Alex Van Halen

...'' Laughing wildly, he jumped back into the elevator, grabbed me and threw me out into the hallway demanding that I do the same thing. At this moment it looked as if Alex wasn't going anywhere for awhile, and it was unlikely that I could outrun him. ''...

Gene Simmons

...'' I was determined not to get caught alone by Gene, and I was running out of hallway. When I got to the end, he towered over me and I turned around and looked right into his tarantula. ''...